Saturday, January 31, 2009

Chocolate for Dieters

The perfect chocolate for people trying to diet (in vain).  Photo courtesy of elmanco.com

Food for thought: If every bite of chocolate will give you a tab of your calorie intake, would you have the guts to finish the entire block?

I still probably would.  Darn it.  

I think those chocolate manufacturers should put a more graphic message in the bars. For example: 

60 calories = 30 minutes in the treadmill
100 calories = muffin top when you wear your low rise jeans
1 block = you can't look at yourself in the mirror

Now, that is a real deterrent. 

Seeking Parental Consent (at my age!)

My dad and his friends are going trekking to Mt. Pinatubo on Feb. 8.   My sister and my cousin are tagging along.   I raised my hands and said I wanted to join too, but my mom was violently against it.

The reason: my mom thinks my knees won't hold up for the 1 hour trek.  I tried reasoning with her.  I told her I am already on medication.  Following the doctor's advice, I am already taking Arcoxia (see picture to the right).  I even told her that I hardly feel pain anymore (wink).   It is not like I am sedentary.  I can stand 45 minutes of Turbo Jam (but with 1 rest in between), so I think I can manage trekking for 1 hour.   But alas, there is no reasoning with my mom.

So here I am, 32 years old and all, and I feel like I am a 16 year old (half my age) asking permission from my mom to allow me to go out with my friends. 

My next tactic would be to coax my dad into convincing my mom to finally give in and let me do the Pinatubo Trek! Wish me luck.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Signs - Schweppes Short Film

My good friend, Archie, sent an email today containing a link to the Schweppes Short Film Festival.  His email contained the magic words: "for the romantic in us".   Since I am sucker for romantic stories, my curiosity was piqued and I instantly clicked on the link.

Archie was sharing the short film, Signs. The film is directed by Patrick Hughes with this abstract: "Where do you find love? If we knew, we would all know where to look.  Sometimes all you need is a sign."   

My next 11 minutes or so were spent enjoying "Signs".  I loved it.  Absolutely loved it. Short and sweet.  You just can't help but feel for the guy (the lead character).   Maybe it is a little too cute, but it will leave you feeling soft and gooey in the inside.  I guess I need to feel that way sometimes, especially since life's many lemons have somewhat left me jaded already. Photo courtesy of bestadsontv.com

Click on the link here to watch "Signs".  Make sure to click on the British flag icon so you can set the language to English.  

Other short films are worth watching as well (ranging from comedy to film noir), and I believe Schweppes uploads new short films from time to time.  I understand Schweppes uses this as an advertising medium to promote their drink as an "adult drink" without necessarily resorting to the typical adult material (sex, drugs and violence).  The 3 short films I have watched thus far are very subtle, nothing scandalous even if the website warns you of mature content.   I love the marketing behind this.  Great job for Publicis for this Schhh campaign.  I will definitely bookmark this site.   
  

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Romance Recession

I was browsing the net looking at the latest lifestyle trends when I chanced upon this cute image from CafePress.   
It was so cute that it inspired me to blog about Romance Recession. This now is my attempt to draw the many parallels between an economic recession and a romance recession.

Just think, the recession America is having now is so pervasive that even the Love Department has not been spared.   How many friends have I got that have been "laid off" by their "EXes"?   I have heard far too many stories of how a partner has "defaulted" on his/her commitments.   Much like the credit crunch in the US, there is also a boyfriend crunch nowadays.  And my single friends know better than those bankers in Wall Street, that is, they wouldn't do business with the so-called NINJAs (No Income, No Job, No Assets).   
In this age of foreclosed promises, repossessed hearts and great depressions, a ROMANCE RECESSION like what many of us are having now is totally chic.  So en vouge.  To my dear single friends, do not fret. You are in fashion!

But there is hope still. A recession will not last forever.  Remember that America finally has her Knight in Shining Armor who is dressed in a black and white suit and answers to the name Barrack Obama.   Who knows what sorts of salvation you will have this year?  You just might get your bail out package after all. Or maybe, you'll discover that you'll be happier being a self sustained individual sans the partner.   Whatever the case, things will look up for us.  When you're down, there is nowhere to go but up.

In the meantime, when someone asks you why you are still single or unattached, you now have a witty and very relevant retort:   I AM HAVING A ROMANCE RECESSION.

And if he/she still doesn't get it, just say: IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID!

Sore Knees

I am feeling my age, all 32 years of it.

Whoever said "life begins at 40" is dead wrong.  I think "life begins at 30", and I remember a friend saying that even that is incomplete.  The more correct phrase should be "life begins TO DETERIORATE at 30".
(Photo courtesy of lifebeginsat30, a blog about eating local and sustainably grown food)

I am suffering from sore knees.  Both knees are aching, but the pain in my right knee is more acute.   I didn't have any accident nor trauma prior to this.  Oh dear, is this an early onset of arthritis?

To add insult to injury, my relatives think my knees are swollen.  They are not.  They look normal.  I just have big fat knees (and legs, and arms, and belly... the list goes on)

Time to set an appointment with the doctor.  Aaargh!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Tactless Kris Aquino Strikes Again

Photo courtesy of abs-cbn.com

Ooops! She did it again!  

Kris Aquino had another "Foot in Mouth Disease" moment yet again.

I was channel surfing this morning and I happened to switch to Channel 2 in time for the closing of Boy and Kris, during which they thank the sponsors and do the greetings.   Kris Aquino mentioned that it was the birthday of her assistant (the name I forgot).

Kris said... "Happy birthday (name of assistant).  You are charming... pero I wish you will be more efficient na."   
 
I can't believe she just blurted that out on TV.  It's the girl's birthday and instead of making her feel special, she just broadcasted the poor girl's "alleged" inefficiency to the entire "Kapamilya" world.    

Just how tactless can you get?   If I were the assistant, I would have died right there and then from shame, and I would worry that everyone would now think that I am a headless chicken running around and after Kris Aquino.   

Well, that's everyone except me.  If you'll notice, I said "alleged inefficiency".  I somehow have this feeling that Kris Aquino is just being an impossible boss (i.e. impossible to please, to serve, to explain to, to communicate to, etc). And believe me, I know what it's like working for a boss like that.   My heart goes out to that poor assistant.  I hope she gets another job real soon.  

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Uncanny Resemblances in Tennis


If an idle mind is a devil's workshop, then I am burning in hell.

I think I got this from watching too much TV.  And the fact that the Australian Open is showing live on Star Sports certainly does not help.

While watching Amelie Mauresmo crash out of the Australian Open yesterday, I kept racking my brains trying to figure out what would make her look softer, more feminine.  Then something else dawned on me....  Holy c**p, she looks like somebody famous.  A flurry of other images then entered this obviously rusty, unoiled brain of mine.

I hereby present to you what I think are uncanny resemblances in tennis:

# 1:  Roger Federer and Joaquin Phoenix
Ok, this is very obvious.  Both have the same hairstyle, bushy brows, deep set eyes and a smile that will make you wonder where their teeth went.  Photos courtesy of askmen.com and sexymanonearth.com
# 2:  Novak Djokovic and Milo Ventimiglia
I think Novak Djokovic is hot, and he has a good sense of humor to boot.  Milo Ventimiglia, (Peter Petrelli in Heroes), who I declare is equally hot, would definitely do him justice.  Photos courtesy of tennis.com and topsocialite.com
# 3:  Jelena Dokic and Mena Suvari
Yugoslav/Aussie Beauty and American Beauty.  Photos courtesy of tribuneindia.com and exposay.com
# 4:   Amelie Mauresmo and Mel Gibson
Forgive me for being mean, but I saw images of William Wallace (Mel Gibson's character in Braveheart) shouting "FREEEEDOM" while Mauresmo was grimacing for every unforced errors she made.   Photos courtesy of  imstars,aufeminin.com and images.art.com 
This is just my opinion.  Sorry if I offended some sensibilities here.  Oh dear, I need to have more productive use of my time.  

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Yellow is the Lucky Color in the Year of the Ox

Kung Hei Fat Choi!  

The Chinese New Year is just around the corner, and while I do not actually follow Chinese Astrology, Feng Shui and all that jazz, I still browsed through a few prospects and horoscope for the Year of the Ox.  Just out of curiosity, that is.

I am very happy to report that according to my research on the netthe lucky color for the Year of the Ox is YELLOW!  Photo courtesy of Achilles Online

Yes! Bright, sunny, happy, and LEMONY YELLOW! 
 
I know what I'm going to wear tomorrow night as I usher in the new year.  I am going to wear yellow pajamas and literally transform into one of them Bananas in Pajamas.   

Now, as to my prospects for this year,  I don't quite know what to believe in as I got mixed views.  I am a DRAGON and some websites said I'll be lucky, while others predicted it will be a lackluster year for me.  Some horoscopes even contradicted themselves.  For example:  
  
"Those looking to share their cave with someone special in 2009 will find love is in the air, and even if the perfect mate can’t be found, you’ll find yourself surrounded by friends."
(If you want to read the full horoscope, please click here)

Hmmm, what's that again?  Will I or will I not find love this year? Oh well... That remains to be seen.  So much for reading this stuff.

Jelena Jankovic - All Buffed Up


I thought my eyes were deceiving me when I saw this picture.   I had to check again to make sure it's Jelena Jankovic.  For a while I thought I saw Amelie Mauresmo.

Will you look at the size of those biceps and triceps? 

How on earth did Jankovic manage to bulk up like that in matter of months?  I don't remember seeing her that buffed last year (I am trying hard to remember how she looked during the US Open).    I did manage to find a picture of her in the 2008 Australian Open, exactly one year ago.  Photo courtesy of  http://www.myspace.com/jelena_jankovic   


Question: How do you get from this to that? 

Answer: Desire.  Burning Desire.

As Chalene Johnson (of the Turbo Jam fame) would put it, "How bad do you want it?  That's how hard you got to work for it."

So Jankovic must've been wanting to be fit SO BAD in order to gain her first grand slam and stay in that # 1 spot in the WTA.  Way to go Jelena!  I am now rooting for you in the 2009 Australian Open!  


Friday, January 23, 2009

Lemon Patrol vol. 1 - The Lemonheads


For the maiden issue of my Lemon Patrol, I would like to feature the band called The Lemonheads.  I guess I simply did not outgrow the music of the 90's.  I remember my college days when I would save up money so I could buy an audio cassette tape weekly. Yep, cassette tapes!  CDs were either very new then or I simply couldn't afford them.  One of the first few tapes I saved up for was "Come on Feel the Lemonheads".  

My favorite track was "Into Your Arms".  I loved it so much (along with a few other songs by other bands) that I tried to learn how to play the guitar.  I remember that a college friend, Lea, even tried to teach me the chords.   She told me Into Your Arms was very easy, like I just needed to learn 3 chords.  After several attempts in vain, I ditched the dream of ever playing.  My fingers are just way too short.  That and I have no sense of rhythm to strum.  Boohoo!

For those who do not know the Lemonheads, let me give a brief bio.  From what I read in Last.fm and Wikipedia, The Lemonheads is an indie/ alternative/punk band based in the US fronted by Evan Dando.   The band formed in 1986 but only achieved mainstream success in the early 90's with the release of the album "It's a Shame about Ray".  Their most popular single is the cover of Simon & Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson".  (See video below). Evan Dando named the band as Lemonheads "after a candy which Dando noted was sweet on the outside, and sour on the inside, possibly a metaphor for the band's sound."


Although The Lemonheads were never as popular as the 90's grunge bands like Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains, The Lemonheads are still largely considered as one of the more important (albeit not defining) bands of the 90's.   The music of the Lemonheads can arguably be classified as pop-punk with their simple, catchy melodies that made them very accessible especially to the teens (like me back then), along with their strong 80's punk influences.

I cannot close a topic on the Lemonheads without touching on Evan Dando, the vocals and the only permanent member of the band.   As you can probably tell from the video above, that Evan Dando guy is darn good looking, so good looking in fact that he made it to People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in 1993.  Dando's fame has made him a poster boy for the 90's alternative rock music scene.  He had rumored romances with Juliana Hatfield and Courtney Love, not to mention a long arduous affair with drugs.   I have never seen the band perform live (and will probably never do), but they were criticized for having terrible, shambolic live performances, some critics even reducing Evan Dando to just eye candy.   But I don't care.  I love candies... lemon candies more so. 


Evan Dando has since moved on, rehabilitated, married, released a solo album (Baby I'm Bored), then reformed The Lemonheads, and released the band's self-titled album in 2005.   But I have not listened to this new album.  That being said, you could say that I am still stuck in the 90's.  

My Only Legacy in Rustan's

Sometime last week, a good friend and former colleague, Anne, texted me to say that I have left a legacy in Rustan's (my old employer).   It turns out, she was referring to the old "Time for Caring" ad of the supermarket. No, I did not create that ad, I have no creative juices.  They just used my hands for the shot.  In other words, and believe it or not, I was their model!  And yes, they only used my hands.  Only my hands.  Har har!  


Even if my face and body are not model-worthy, I am actually quite pleased that I did this. Maybe when I am old and gray, I can tell my grandkids, hey I had a shot at hand modeling (pro bono) in the past, however brief and short-lived that was.   I remember Archie and Eric (both friends and former colleagues) took shots of every girl in the Marketing Department at that time, and I just got lucky they chose my hands.  So there, I spilled the beans. I was not THE first choice.  It was just like ah, okay, this one looks better, let's just take this.  Hahaha. 

This ad came out in major broadsheets during Earth Day in 2007.   Rustan's has since used this material for some other collaterals (like I saw a Time for Caring tarpaulin in Rustan's Supermarket Corinthian Hills).   Now Anne tells me, they are now using this as wallpaper or screensaver image in their computers.   So that was the legacy Anne was referring to.  And I thought after devoting 8 years of my professional life in Rustan's, I would have left a deeper, more scholarly legacy (like say, a good economic database, research best practice), but no, no, no.  I am diminished to a hand shot.  But hey, that is better than nothing.   

But honestly, I am very glad that Rustan's kept this material. Seeing this image brings back fond memories of my days in Shopwise. I miss my friends there.  Sorely miss them.  


Lemon Patrol

Ever since I started this blog, friends and family have been suggesting that I feature persons, events, things and what have yous related to lemons, i.e. lemons in the literal sense (the fruit) and not the figurative sense (defective stuff, imperfections)

In keeping with the theme and name of this blog, I shall now embark on my journey towards blogging about things related to lemons.  I shall aptly call this Lemon Patrol.   Of course I will not write about every lemon(y) thing I come across with, lest I bore you to tears.  Like when I did a quick google search, I found out there is a band called Lemon based in Belgium.  They may be big in Belgium, but not here in our country (or "kawntri" to some of us).   I will try to be as discerning as I possibly can and endeavor to feature only interesting or helpful things. Henceforth, I shall be a lemon patroller.

If you come across anything noteworthy about lemons (e.g. lemon flavored desserts, healing powers of lemons, lemons in art, movies, etc.) do drop me a line at vicarious.shopper@gmail.com.  I would love to blog about these things.  On with the patrol!